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Idzie wędkarz wkurwiony po błocie, nic nie złowił, bo myśliwi polowanie sobie urządzili.. Nagle: tra...

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Kawał wędkarski:
- Biorą?
- Nie bardzo...
- Złapał pan coś?
- Jednego.
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Wędkarz skarży się prezesowi spółdzielni mieszkaniowej:
- Mieszkanie, które otrzymałem jest ta...

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A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man...

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Dwóch facetów łowi ryby. Jednemu z nich bierze co chwilę, a drugi tylko moczy kije w wodzie. Ten pec...

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Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help ...

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Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours un...

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says You know I do no...

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On the night of their wedding a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her p...

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An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It i...

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